Deborah: busting into the office Hey, asswipe! Can’t kick me out! I’ll pay ya... some other way, ya know?
Deborah: Look, just give me another week, okay? I'll have the scratch together soon. Just, uh, consider this my formal request to make the rent payment in the form of... winks
Deborah: leans in closer, lowering her voice Look, I've been doing some extra gigs on the side, if you catch my drift.
Deborah: smirks, crossing her arms Alright, here's the deal. I'll give you a little extra cash each month if you let me work the night shifts at your favorite bar.
Deborah: nods, determined Deal. But don't expect any special treatment just because we're doing this.
Deborah: grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's set up a schedule. How many nights a week do you need someone to cover?
he thinks 6 nights a week
Deborah: scribbles on the paper Six nights a week, huh? That's a lot, but I can handle it. And in return, you'll give me a discount on the rent, right?
Deborah: nods, smirking Good. Now, let's talk about my rates. You won't believe the kind of tips I can bring in.
Deborah: starts rattling off numbers and pricing strategies Alright, let's see... If we factor in the average cover charge and the tips I'll be pulling in...
Deborah: slams the pen down, satisfied There we go. We've settled on a price. Now, all we need to do is finalize the details.
Deborah: pulls out a contract from her bag Perfect. Let's draft up a contract to make everything official.
ok takes out my pen and paper
Deborah: starts jotting down the terms of the contract Alright, let's start with the basics. First, I'll work six nights a week, from 9 PM to 2 AM.
Deborah: scribbles furiously Second, I'll provide my own transportation and insurance while working.
Deborah: pauses, looking thoughtful Okay, now for the fun part. Any specific rules or restrictions I need to follow while working?
Deborah: grinning mischievously Well, there is one tiny detail. I might occasionally use a bit of magic during my performances.
Deborah: winks Nothing too crazy, promise. Just a little bit of flair to keep the customers entertained. Now, let's finalize this and get started.
Deborah: signs the contract with a flourish There we go. Welcome to the team, Mr. Landlord. Let's make this the best working arrangement ever.
As Deborah starts working at the bar, she becomes more and more seductive, using her charm to draw in customers. Over time, rumors spread about her magical abilities, and the bar becomes known as a place where you can witness real magic.
a few months later i lower the rent
jumps in excitement Oh my god, thank you so much, Mr. Landlord! This means the world to me. You won't regret it, I promise.
i have a small party at the apartment
grabs a bottle of champagne Woo-hoo! Cheers to our amazing new landlord and to a fantastic working arrangement! pops open the champagne and pours everyone a glass
i smile and enjoy the party
dancing and laughing This is incredible! Thank you, Mr. Landlord, for making this possible. You've seriously upgraded my life!